It’s summertime, and tons of blockbusters are coming out ‘cuz the movie execs know you’re out of school.
Obvi, you’ve got to smoke up before each one. But what kind of weed best fits the best 2015 summer movies?
Let’s take a little trip through your best choices, as prescribed by… me.
Ted is back, and with him that unique brand of irreverent comedy we know can only come from Seth MacFarlane.
For such a film, you’ve gotta match that devil-may-care attitude with a similar strain. So for this one, try a favorite strain of irreverent rapper Snoop Dogg, whose favorite strain is reportedly Granddaddy Purps.
Mmmmm. Watch the trailer while you pregame below:
Mad Max: Fury Road
Hailed as one of the best movies of the summer, you can’t miss Mad Max, which stars Tom Hardy and Charlize Theron, among others.
If you’re going all out with the action film, give your brain a little action too. Try some Champagne Kush or White Widow, strains that’ll give you an intense high, before the previews.
And check out the trailer right now for some FOMO:
This classic sequel-to-a-sequel (am I doing this right?) calls for a true celebration.
While dinosaurs rage and rampage across your screen, pack a dual bowl with both Girl Scout Cookies and Mr. Nice Guy. We guarantee that you’ll have a seriously nice time.
And you’ll probably also eat a lot of cookies. Pro tip: pack your own; the movie theater ones are super expensive.
Experience the trailer below:
He’s back! And so are you, with a strain that’ll make you feel part robot, part man, and all awesome.
Whip out the Head Cheese for your trip into the future. BTW, Arnold Schwarzenegger totally smoked weed back in the day, and there are pictures:
Now that you’re in the mindset, take a rip and watch the trailer to get stoked:
Put on your Don’t Give a Fuck pants and toke up, because Amy Schumer is coming to the silver screen.
Considering that LeBron James also co-stars in this movie, not to mention Bill Hader of Pineapple Express fame, you’ve gotta make this one count. So why not roll up a blunt of Bruce Banner #3 — with almost 30 percent THC — and blast yourself up to the heavens.
Don’t forget to laugh: